ITV-the stupider side of life...

Biggest questions ever: How the hell can a kid throw a stone that far? Why are there penguins on a beach? Dis that old man touch those kids inappropriately? Jesus christ! If I were ITV i'd be trying to find a loophole in the contract binding them and the advertising firm, all they need of put in was "this contract is void if the advert is like vomit on shit". Also, if the kids were so board, why did they go and wander on a beach on a horrible day? GO ON THE XBOX!! And why is dancing in the sun with an umbrella with holes in so fun?? Rant may be continued...

STOP!! In the name of cuteness!!!

We've all seen Robocop, and we all though "He's fucking hard"; now look at this. What do you think? "Holy shit!! It's going to blow my brains out!"? No. Don't be fooled however, the AN9-PR 'Sercurity-Bot' has all the things a modern cop needs: three touch-screens, wifi capabilities and facial recognition software so it can take a picture of the scum, and then ask them to upload it to facebook. It is to be put on sale in 2010 and is backed up by a swat team of Care Bears.