ITV-the stupider side of life...

Biggest questions ever: How the hell can a kid throw a stone that far? Why are there penguins on a beach? Dis that old man touch those kids inappropriately? Jesus christ! If I were ITV i'd be trying to find a loophole in the contract binding them and the advertising firm, all they need of put in was "this contract is void if the advert is like vomit on shit". Also, if the kids were so board, why did they go and wander on a beach on a horrible day? GO ON THE XBOX!! And why is dancing in the sun with an umbrella with holes in so fun?? Rant may be continued...